If I Was A Cat

If I was a cat, I wouldn’t like that.

A dirty old litter box; the dog can get at

He hovers around my litter box; frightening me.

I wish he would leave, I have to pee.

The dog is persistent, he won’t go away.

My litter pan, has been invaded, again today.

He thinks it’s a treat; he’s wagging and chewing

He could get sick; he doesn’t know what he’s doing!

Oh, if I were a cat, I wouldn’t like that

A litter box is not for a dog, it’s for a cat.

If I was a cat, I wouldn’t like that.

A litter box, that even I can’t get at

It’s buried in the basement, all dark, damp and cold.

The scary noises, steep stairs, I’m getting too old.

I don’t feel safe down here in the cellar.

Where is my owner, I want to tell her.

Oh, if I were a cat, I wouldn’t like that

A litter box should be a private, safe place for a cat.

If I was a cat, I wouldn’t like that.

My litter pan area’s a mess, look at the mat.

Outside my box there is lots of strewn litter

The appearance is revolting; I’m starting to get bitter.

It’s not right to leave my litter box this way.

Somebody help keep the litter mess at bay.

Oh, if I was a cat, I wouldn’t like that

Dirty, messy, litter all over my mat.

If I was a cat, and was asked my choice

If I could be heard, with my tiny, small voice

The box I would ask for, if I could say

Get me a LitterHouse, right away.

It’s private and hidden, and easy to clean

The LitterHouse is the best litter box, I’ve ever seen.

Controls cat odor and litter, with a charming good look

LitterHouse cat litter box is the best box, in my book!

If I was a cat, I would like that!!!

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